Ummmmm.........that shit would be funny if I was'nt a dialysis patient but since I am and I also do stand-up, tell u what; let me do the jokes and u do the laughing. Kinda like Andy Griffith (me) is the sheriff, authorized to use "deadly" (in this case "hilarity") force and Barney Fife (you) is the deputy, (likewise) keep the bullets in ya shirt pocket, not in the gun because you are more likely to injure ya-self (as can be plainly seen even by Ray Charles, nudging Stevie Wonder like "look at that stupid mawfucka") in the name of "funny" (aka "justice") or at least, giving you the benefit of the doubt, $ for the addiction called "track day"-itus . Dont get me wrong, I love a good, for example, special Olympics joke, but when you joke about the difference between normal-ish life and the cure for what is effectively life support, you tread on thin ice and cant swim. Now that I've cleared that up, let the festivities continue............Within reason of course
Dont be offended, Im tryin to help you, help you. Thats what people who apply "I am my brothers Keeper" to real-time life do for others and ultimately, do for themselves. Its called selfish sharing. Ya heared it here 1st