Glad you are not as thin skinned as it sounded. Truly no offense intended.
Embarrass me? Ok you might need to work on that. If I need to be straightened out that job is already taken by my wife and she has been out of town for a while so I cannot wait for her to straighten me out!!!!
Alas I did not need to sell any body parts although Cal made me a nice offer to rent part of my body for a few min. Thanks for the kind offer Cal butt.....
I ended up finding the funds needed so all of this could have been avoided if I would have just smashed the piggy bank open in the first place