So. Thank all of you who chimed in to help.
I eventually came to my senses and realized that buying a new vehicle was a bit wasteful. I'm going to patch the Rover until it absolutely won't go anymore as engines, transmissions and other parts are way cheaper than new car depreciation. It may be old and ugly but it's worked for quite some time.
I'll use that money on more important stuff like bike parts, tires and track time. I also splurged and added a completely invisible backup camera system on the Rover that lets me see behind it and see the hitch when I'm trying to connect the trailer which will make life SOOOO much easier.