Billsv/R6;3049 wrote: dam i read that in my profile and a lone tear rolled down my cheek. i feel like i have no date for the prom, or i"m the last one picked for kick ball. i"m sure my mom will pay for me a friend. please list price and friend duties you will be preforming for said price.
for $500.00 a year fee, I will be your friend.
Friend duties include but not limited to:
1- drink all your beer
2- flirt with your girl
3- eat mom's cooking
4- ride your bikes at the track. (thats what friends do, for safety reasons of course)
5- tell your boss to f*&$! off so you can go riding and do trackdays without the hassles
6- let you pay for my trackdays (because we're gonna be best friends right??)