Barber is.................like being in love with a stripper. She wears you out, makes you sweat and causes pain, but after 40 minutes rest, you are happy to go at it again.
No hookers would be way more than $.36 and they beat the crap out of you when you don't tip them enough. There was another thread that explains this about Meat I think
I dated a stripper back when I was 19 years old. Her name was Merry she was so pretty and sweet, nice big store boughts!
So if barber is like her there must be great curves, some big hills, and an awesome finish line!
Barber is like... a Ferrari ... Beautiful, sexy, high strung & hard to master. But damn you look good in it!!
On the darker side:
A bit like a '72 Porsche 911S. Nimble, fast, a little wild & out of control. If you are not careful, you might see your rear end pass your front!!