cure for the lack of a common shower,
1) Get a milk crate
2) Have on hand plenty of 55 gallon H/D plastic bags, color is optional.
3) Secure one 10 gallon plastic water jug, fill completely. Place in direct sun for approximately 8 hours.
4) After hard day of riding, strip down naked, step into milk crate lined with plastic bag, have hot water near by, open nozzle that secures water from spilling out, pour some of the hot water over the top of your nasty self.
5) Take soap, lather thoroughly, pour more hot water over your body to rinse the funkiness off your self.
6) Repeat if necessary, in most cases you will need to repeat step 5.
7) Dry off
8) Have some of your best friends post pictures or video to You Tube.
Thats how we did it in the ARMY, if it's good enough for us, it's good enough for you. LOL!